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  1. ILPhinFan88 Premium Member Luxury Box

    Columbia Pictures has revealed the full new trailer for Will Smith's superhero action-comedy Han****, opening in theaters on July 2. Directed by Peter Berg, the film co-stars Charlize Theron and Jason Bateman.

    Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Han****'s well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough – as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Han**** isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think – until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey (Bateman), and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Han****'s greatest challenge yet – and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary (Theron), insists that he's a lost cause.
    http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=7154


    Trailer...

    http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809801452/video/7633208
     
  2. Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    LMAO!!! Gotta love the profanity filter! :sidelol:
     
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  3. Rick 1966 Professional Hipshooter

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    Wonder what it would do to Alfred Hitch****? :lol:
     
  4. DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    How about that Tom Cruise classic ****tail?
     
  5. unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    **** Fighting Is Wrong!!
     
  6. Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    that is awesome. Makes the movie seem really dirty
     
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  7. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I just ****ed my gun.
     
  8. SICK Lounge Moderator

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    ****-a-doodle-do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Now everyone don't go off half ****ed and book tickets to the movie yet.
     
  10. HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I ****ed my head to the side when I saw this thread title.
     
  11. DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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  12. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    **** .
     
  13. DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    Love the new sig.

    (Uh-oh. I've jacked the jacking.)
     
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  14. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You jacked the **** thread.
     
  15. HULKFish Artist and Scribe

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That is rich... Really, quite funny! LOL!!! (oh, sorry, started into my Ron Burgundy persona)

    Will looks pretty dang funny in this one... Very fitting for him. Never even heard of this comic though. His powers seem pretty impressive though.
     
  16. SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Yeah he really seems ****ed and ready to fire on his enemies.........
     
  17. Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    please stop the ****amamie nonsense in this thread already...man i need a ****tail :shifty:
     
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  18. SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Will everyone just stop all this Poppy**** ?!?!?! Sheesh!
     
  19. HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I heard his side-kick is actually a cute little ****er Spaniel
     
  20. SICK Lounge Moderator

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    So right now it says its 5:50 pm on my antique Grandfather ****........err clock
     
  21. Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Oh, no you didn't!

    Speaking of which, did you hear about the prostitute who went blind?

    She was ****eyed... :pity:
     
  22. SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I wonder how much will smiths autograph goes for?? I would fight someone to get that mans John Han****
     
  23. charlestonphan Junior Member

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    or my beloved University of South Carolina Game****s
     
  24. charlestonphan Junior Member

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    dude... speak for yourself
     
  25. HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I wonder how long till this thread is moved to Spam.....Sorry, ****!
     
  26. SICK Lounge Moderator

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    god your just so damn ****y!!!
     
  27. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I just bought the new Herbie Han**** CD! :woot:
     
  28. Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Lock, ****, and Barrel.
     
  29. DOLFANMIKE FOOTBALL COACH 32 YEARS Luxury Box

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    Typically a rooster is known as a **** and stands a little bit shorter than 9 inches when measured for his full height...
     
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  30. Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    So when you said you loved Chris Chambers.....
     
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    Last edited: May 20, 2008
  32. Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    I think the concept of the movie, a homeless super hero, is genius. I think Will Smith is going to rule in this role. I like Jason Bateman. Pretty excited about the potential for this movie, but I'm a geek.
     
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  34. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    It's a bunch of poppy****.
     
  35. Motion New Member

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    I think it looks pretty cool, I'll definitely go see it.
     
  36. Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Tom Brady is a ****y bastard.
     
  37. Brown42000 Chillin

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    Wasn't looking forward to it at first but the more trailers I see I have become much more interested. It does have Will Smith and he alone could make this movie.
     
  38. Ultra Lazy

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    not many movies will motivate me to spend the $10 for a ticket, I think this one will. An original movie idea.... I love it.
     
  39. ILPhinFan88 Premium Member Luxury Box



    Im lucky, movie tickets here a $6. One good thing about rural southern IL :D
     
  40. ILPhinFan88 Premium Member Luxury Box

    OK, time for you guys to come up with some more Hancock jokes.


    But is anyone gonna go see this movie?
     

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