At least 70 years old, maybe older.
Anyway, what happened was that I was standing in line in the grocery store, and this old woman ahead of me started talking to me. I'm a nice guy, so I started talking back. She finished, and went outside. When I came out, she was waiting for me, telling me that I was cute. I was stunned, but kept moving towards my truck. She didnt take the hint, and followed me, saying that she thinks I'd be fun to hang out with, and winks. She sees the Dolphins bumper sticker on my truck, and tells me how she used to be a Dolphins fan, etc. Finally, I uncomfortably said 'Maam?' She then says 'Oh, are you married?' I said YES! She then says 'Oh I'm sorry, I'm just a dirty old lady, but its your loss, big boy!'
I got the hell out of there.
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:sidelol: You the man.
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first the interview about your membership in the nra and now this. you might want to just stay at home the rest of your life b.
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that aint right man. dang, lucky's girl cheating on him behind his back like that
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Damn! LOL
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So this is why old women are always breaking their hips,they always say the fell...clever.
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You should have got some head and spooned for a few minutes. Then have her add you to her will and give you some cash from the ATM. I see that as a win/win/win situation. Hell, maybe she had a hot granddaughter at home and you totally blew it!
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have her take her teeth out.........
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sick....:pity:dolfan7171, Frumundah Finnatic, SICK and 1 other person like this. -
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great grandma i'd like to ****
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great grandaughter i'd like to ****
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fabricated story :wink2:
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then she winked at you and noticed your Dolphins bumper sticker :lol:
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On a side note, I don't live in Florida anymore, and I have lots of people strike up a conversation with me and say "Yeah, I used to root for the Dolphins when _______ played for them. (Usually, Marino, but I've also heard Griese and Csonka thrown in there too) My response is always "Then you were never a true fan if you aren't rooting for them now." -
even if she called me cute and winked
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You sure that it wasn't your old friend?
You know..the one you "did".
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Since you are so determined to put more into this story then is there, here are a few more response options you can copy and paste to make it easier for you...
Option A, I think Bill was really hot on that granny!
Option B, I think Bill just made up the story to look cool in front of a bunch of internet strangers!
Option C, I am a blowhard who comes onto a message board for my team, and I try to belittle every post on that board to make myself look cool and everyone else look like a moron because I'm 29 and live in my mom's garage in Bithlo.
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