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  1. Oct 10, 2014 #1

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This story is amazing:

    http://deadspin.com/cops-shelby-asked-for-a-z-pak-after-he-****ed-a-hooke-1644898392

    Shelby eventually did get treatment and kept talking, saying out loud, "I need a Z-Pak." (That's a prepackaged five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin.) The nurse asked him why.

    "Listen, I ****ed a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that ****."

    The report does not say if Shelby got the Z-Pak.
     
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  2. Oct 10, 2014 #2

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Rule 1 of getting a hooked

    Do not raw dog that ****
     
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  3. Oct 10, 2014 #3

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    This guy is one hamburger short of a happy meal.
     
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  4. Oct 10, 2014 #4

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Is that for real about the hooker?....I doubt he banged a hooker in the club.

    Nice face buddy.
     
  5. Oct 10, 2014 #5

    Vertical Limit Senior Member

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    LOL... can we just cut him already... clown
     
  6. Oct 10, 2014 #6

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    By the looks of the photo, I'm thinking he banged her with his face.
     
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  7. Oct 10, 2014 #7

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    not to ruin the he's an idiot, which he obviously is, but isn't this against hipaa?
     
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  8. Oct 10, 2014 #8

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Rarely do ever laugh as hard as I did there...

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
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  9. Oct 10, 2014 #9

    gilv13 Well-Known Member

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  10. Oct 10, 2014 #10

    Da 'Fins Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    What a system. What a country. Truly, amazing.
     
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  11. Oct 10, 2014 #11

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Part of me hopes this team never changes.

    The other part desperately hopes this team changes.
     
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  12. Oct 10, 2014 #12

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Haha, I suddenly really love Shelby.
     
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  13. Oct 10, 2014 #13

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    What's Rule 2? :headscratch: .... or is this like the redundant Fight Club deal?
     
  14. Oct 10, 2014 #14

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    If he goes after Brady with this mentality then I say let bygones be bygones.
     
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  15. Oct 10, 2014 #15

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    rule 2: see rule 1.
     
  16. Oct 11, 2014 #16

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Do not let her choose the location
     
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    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Rules of Proper Johning[/I] by Dol-Fan Dupree. :lol:
     
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    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Look on the bright side....


    never a dull moment!
     
  19. Oct 11, 2014 #19

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

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    New nickname for Shelby: Raw Dog
     
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  20. Oct 11, 2014 #20

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol
     
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    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

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    Nothing like the voice of experience I suppose. :)
     
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  22. Oct 11, 2014 #22

    VManis Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I'm still stumped on how he inappropriately touched a hooker?
     
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    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    He hadn't yet given her the deposit.
     
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  24. Oct 11, 2014 #24

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Meanwhile A-Rog is in town ready to slice and dice this team.....
     
  25. Oct 11, 2014 #25

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Would that also be theft?
     
  26. Oct 11, 2014 #26

    Scrap Active Member

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    No need for him on this team.
     
  27. Oct 11, 2014 #27

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Because no other team has off the field issues.
     
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  28. Oct 11, 2014 #28

    slickj101 Is Water

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    That's why we need Jim Harbaugh, he'd never have a team like that.
     
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  29. Oct 11, 2014 #29

    Mcduffie81 Wildcat Club Member

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    Can't cut Shelby, he's too damn good.
     
  30. Oct 11, 2014 #30

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    I hope that sticks.




    :lol:
     
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  31. Oct 11, 2014 #31

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    some are on the field lol. Harbaugh punches Schwartz

    Or loses locker room


    Could be worse.
     
  32. Oct 11, 2014 #32

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    I don't see the issue here?
     
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    RickyBobby VIP DIY

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    I wonder what looks more bloodied and bruised after that night...his face or his *****.
     
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  34. Oct 11, 2014 #34

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Can we move this to the lounge?
     
  35. Oct 11, 2014 #35

    Dolphins1Beatles Ziggy Stardust

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    Feed The RawDog
     
  36. Oct 11, 2014 #36

    FinNasty Alabama don’t want this... Staff Member Club Member

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    You want to cut a guy b/c he raw dogged a hooker? Really? lol
     
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  37. Oct 11, 2014 #37

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    Sounds like something from TMZ.
     
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  38. Oct 11, 2014 #38

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    Look at it this way, at least one of our defensive players scored this season.

    You have to find the bright side in things.
     
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  39. Oct 11, 2014 #39

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    On a side note, between him and Jordan do we need to think about instituting an IQ test or something to see if we cannot draft the dumbest sons a *****es alive to play along the defensive line. I might help us diagnose a screen pass before the decade is up.
     
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  40. Oct 11, 2014 #40

    huck1974 FU Gene Steratore

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    This **** is too funny. Priceless! I kinda want to buy the guy a beer.
     
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