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At least he don't bite the balls off of sheep!
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Maybe Henne can tap him on a rhoid right before a snap and get him all fired up!!!!! :tongue2::tongue2::tongue2:
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Every single reply to this thread has been gold. Well done guys!
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I believe when it's all said and done, John Jerry will have a special place in the anals of NFL History.
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I always thought that the names Hemorroids and Asteroids should be switched out.
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you mean their meanings switched?
such as "Damn my asteroids are acting up."
and "We need to guard our planet from hemorrhoids from space." or "Scientists have found water can be found buried deep in hemorrhoids."gafinfan, DolfanJake, Bumrush and 5 others like this. -
I thought this was like a euphemism. Like 'that pick has warts'.
I...really wish that was the case.Bpk likes this. -
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You don;t block with your ***.
So no..I'd rather he have a *** nugget than a shoulder problem.
They got lasers and crap to get rid of the Hemmy's.MikeHoncho likes this. -
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Wow. Not usually one of the things I view ThePhins for...
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Well hopefully blocking wont be too much of a pain in the *** for him.
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"If your rectum has a burnin' blister. Raymond's here. Raymond's here. Squirt this up your canyon mister. Raymond's here to help. Ohhhhhhh"siciliansith, Stitches and Rocky Raccoon like this. -
:lol: talk about too much information
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I always knew preparation was an important part of football, but I didn't know they were talking about Preparation H.
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Relax guys, I'm sure Jerry has put all this behind him. :lol:
Or how about; "Do we dare risk sitting this kid for a year?"Frumundah Finnatic, MikeHoncho, Delfin Alejandro and 2 others like this. -
If we sat him for a year..he would bleed to death and Sparano would be accused of torture.MikeHoncho likes this.
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The lasers I can understand, but the crap? I would imagine that would make the situation worse.
When I read about this situation this morning on Armando's blog, I figured there were two people that would make a thread about it... you or Gish...MikeHoncho and Section126 like this. -
After the surgury is done,the pain isn't that bad.Everything is numb at that time
BUT and I mean BUT(no pun intended) you can't poop for 2 days because of the nerve endings are destroyed and you can't walk right for two weeks.The meds do help with the pain but(lol) they won't give u more when you run out either.:pity:
I always tell people that it was the best and worst thing I ever did at the same time.:lol: -
Thats just nasty!
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Maybe if he put some preparation H on the JETS they'd shrink up and go away. :thumbup:MikeHoncho likes this.
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8 out of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids.
John Jerry is one of the 2 that enjoy them.Frumundah Finnatic, Paul 13, MikeHoncho and 1 other person like this. -
All I can say is thank god the NFL doesn't have the same policy as the NBA when it comes to blood on the field.. A nice bloody *** to that face should scare the heck out of LB's, except for maybe Gholston who has been waiting for this day his entire career. He can now fulfill his lifelong fantasy of popping a hemorrhoid on the field.
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This guy will become a great OG, thats fissure. :yes:
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Eeeew!
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