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  1. ILPhinFan88 Premium Member Luxury Box

    It started as a joke, but one of the fake trailers from 2008's "Grindhouse" is becoming a real movie. Robert Rodriguez, the director of "Desperado," "Sin City" and the "Spy Kids" trilogy, has begun work on "Machete," which began as a preview that ran before his "Planet Terror" segment of the double-feature he made with Quentin Tarantino.

    For the full-length movie, Rodriguez has assembled one of the most eclectic casts ever: Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Don Johnson and Lindsay Lohan. They will join the stars of the original trailer: Danny Trejo, Jeff Fahey and Cheech Marin.
    In the movie, Machete (Trejo), a former Mexican Federales, is hired to assassinate a corrupt senator (De Niro). But then he is double-crossed and pursued by a government agent (Alba). Lohan plays a gun-wielding socialite who comes to Machete's aid, and Seagal plays a drug lord from his past. Filming has already begun in Austin, TX, and it will most likely hit theaters next year.


    http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/take5.html
     
  2. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Nice! Now if we can just a real version of Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder made I will be a happy man.
     
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  3. Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what to say about that.
     
  4. Cosmic Social Disease

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    Th-that would m-m-m-m-make me ha-happy.
     
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  5. Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    I I I will watch it tonight in my head movies.
     
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  6. opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Just saw Tropic Thunder last night again, love the way he got beat up on stage when re-enacting the film. lol
     
  7. TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    I just watched it again on HBO last night, too. One of the funniest movies in a long time.

    "It smells like baloney for some reason."


    As far as Machete, if it's half as good as Grindhouse, it's going to be AWESOME.
     
  8. slickj101 Is Water

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    This already sounds very familiar to Once Upon A Time In Mexico.

    And why the hell was Danny Trejo in that movie anyways? It was a sequel to Desperado, the movie he just died in.

    I think De Niro made a mistake on this one.
     
  9. NaboCane Banned

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    Danny Trejo rules.

    Any dude that ugly who can still get as much work as he does is right in my book.

     
  10. unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    best part is when they find out booty sweat is gay hands down. Oh and when the director gets blown up. And robert downey jr yells at him
    Kirk Lazarus: Yo *******! This motha' ****a's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse **** jumpin' off here!
     

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