Having to poop AFTER I get out of the shower.

 

Injuns.

 

I live directly across from a USPS parking lot and every morning when they pull out of the lot they have to honk their horn for safety.
There are about 40 vehicles and some drivers like to play horn songs.

Da da da da da.....da da

 

- People who don't use turn signals
- People who don't understand the difference between Yield signs and Stop signs

 

I see you've recently visited South Florida!

 

People that use the merging lane until the last possible second.

People who don't hold the door for the next guy.

Tomatoes.

Incompetent soldiers who ride out the military for a pay check and get by with it.

 

-People who use the turn lane as a merge lane.

 

Cab drivers
Laundry
Cab drivers
Cab drivers

 

Anyone not named Jeff Ireland or Brian Hartline

 

People that use emergency flashers when its raining.
ED commercials.
Skip Bayless.
Newspaper pay walls.
And what SICK said.

 

Automatic flushing toilets. I just put the sanitary toilet seat cover on...and you flush right as I start to sit down? **** you.

 

Don't you mean "engines."

 

When Fin D is arguing in 14 other threads while arguing with me. It's impolite, and makes me feel used and dirty.

I'm special and I deserve to be treated as such. And then when we're arguing, he will turn other arguments into arguments about what they are actually arguing about, and go back and argue about what they just argued about.

Where did I say that? You're not understanding me! That is not what you said!! You are not paying attention!!! Call the cops, you are obviously dead and clearly talking about this on an entirely different earthly existence. FWIW, sorry for your loss.

 

When people refuse to turn off their highbeams when they are right ****ing behind me.

 

Stupid people.
No, really.

 

Halftimes (when watching games on TV)

 

Toilet paper holders placed on a wall you have to lean to.

 

Does Justin Bieber go without saying?

 

Like the Jets, but less significant.

 

Don't hate because I can argue like its Inception.

I hate when anything impedes my forward momentum, whether I'm on foot, behind the wheel, in an inner tube floating down the river while getting sunburnt knees, etc.

 

...or having to shower because of a poop.

 

Add the wifes obsession with Facebook to the list

 

Bathrooms that only have electric hand dryers when I'm in a damn hurry.

 

That one random link on ProjectFreeTV that sends you into popup oblivion.

 

The absolute WORST- being in the middle of a lengthy researched ThePhins post, like a 2 hour one, and the f***ing page refreshes on its own.

 

Not on its own :shifty:

 

LOL shaddup



























I won't soon forget this shenanigan.

 

Yeah...or forgot the duct tape...or to cover the van windows...or there's a run in my stockings....or there's shrubs with thorns.....

 

...or when a chick stops pleasuring you, just because you farted. It's like, c'mon! We're all adults here! It doesn't smell THAT bad! Sure, the proximity is close, but you don't have to lea...Hey wait!!!


hate that.

 

oh...and soap in the pee-pee hole. HATE. THAT.

 

HAHA "wife"

 

Am I the only one this has literally never happened to?

And I jerk it with shampoo all the time....since I was 11.

 

anytime The23rd posts.

 

That made me lol.


1. Summer time in S. FL.

2. Foreign drivers/old drivers.

3. Stepping in dog crap.

4. When the top of your *** crack has a small crack in it and you go to sit down in the shower/bath.

5. Putting it away too fast without shaking enough.

 

My girlfriend's little brother, currently. He ratted me out, and told her that I was watching porn on my lappy, in her abscence. I've been sleeping in the dining room sofa for the last two days. -_-