Maybe lasting too long isnt good if you dont like to have sex or if you thing your partner is butch or if you left the lights on...

 

Just in time for pizza.

 

This is why I plan on moving to Mercury...minutes are shorter there. I could boost my average on Mercury up to at least...five minutes. :up:

Another tip to satisfying a woman in bed is to tell her what you will buy here while in the throws of passion. Women love to hear about money.


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What's that foreplay thing they mentioned? And is there a limit on cuddle time? I'm thinking between 3 and 13 seconds.

 

it depends.

if youre really into the girl, and youve been waiting to do it with her and it finally happens, all that buildup wont lead to long lasting sex i assure you.

but if its just some broad or your wife, heh....

 

Sounds like OT to me.:sidelol:

 

just take a 5 min break for coffee and i guarantee you can get that 3 mins up to at least 8.

 

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Funny stuff :hi5:

 

Dude, you're seriously in need of some sex ed. Foreplay is, of course, the act of filling her up with booze. Depending on her physical constitution that process can take between two minutes and several hours. Note: When she runs for the toilet with a hand on her mouth, foreplay has taken too long. Also note: If she's the one filling you up with booze, it isn't called "foreplay" but desperation. Make sure to leave before morning and don't, for the love of God, look back.

Glad to be of help, dude :up:

 

What did the do they other 2-12 minutes?:tongue2:

 

3 minutes is the minimum? What the hell is this a marathon?

 

Hmm Thirteen minutes?

Didn't the NFL cut down half time to 13 minutes a few years ago...now we know why..:lol:

3 minutes is one round in a heavyweight championship fight, and plenty of guys have been knocked out in the first round...

 

I dated an Asian girl a couple years ago who turned me onto "Tantric". My max was about 2 1/2 hours.

 

Tantric? Sound more like Torture:pity:

 

Tantric was her fat sister or something?

 

To be honest, you get in the zone and you dont really think about it. Kinda like running a few miles. At first your chuggin after the first quarter mi., but once your in shape a "Runners High" kicks in.

Ive since dropped that whole routine. 15-20 mins works just fine.

 

Your lady doesn't seem to think so :pity:

 

Yours does :up:

 

3 minutes......wow...thats triple my avg.

 

3 to 13 minutes?

Amateurs. :rolleyes:

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:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

Crap that hurt falling off my chair....

 

What's with all this timing??? As long as the lady is happy and coming back for more (pun intended:rolleyes: ), who cares how long/short it takes?

"Set your timer in orgasms, not in minutes."
- Ancient Chinese proverb, attributed to the wiseman Hung Luong.

 

:001_rolleyes: Obviously they didn't poll any Cubans.















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Then it would have been -3 minutes to 6. Much more realistic IMO.

 

Thanks for clarifying. I thought that was just part of the whole sex process. That meant sex started for me when I went behind the local Walgreens and bought some roofies.....er, sexual inhibitors.

 

I just recomend marring a nun, none in the morning, none in the night

 

Do what most men do before and during sex, take a nap. That'll extend the time for sure.

 

Owww Im hurtin. My abdominals are burning. Great stuff guys.

Being Cuban-American myself, I can whole-heartedly say that the one positve thing about communism is that it gives you plenty of time to train on stamina seeing as there's not a damn thing else to do (hence the surplus of cousins). So yall can crack jokes but I's crack bed posts.

 

during? seesh...

 

Then why do I pay by the hour?!?!?!

 

Touche

:lol:

 

All you need to know.

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=kHOSEcmZvG8[/media]

 

This thread now takes longer to read than sex itself...

 

:lol:

 

Does that include a sandwich?

 

Thats post game, unless you're George Costanza.

 

"Spicy Mustard! And now for the trifecta!"