maynard, is that you?

it's more than porn, it's a trust issue.

you say you stopped and she should believe you... don't know what i can say.

 

am i the only one that has NEVER called or heard porn called "corn" ????

 

I'm from Iowa, they are one in the same here :sad:

 

Where have you been man?

It's "Pron".

 

haha no Maynard called it that..

 

i thought someone called in pron........but i never heard corn haha

 

If you are someone who likes porn so much that he wants to look at it, then you should find yourself a woman who does not care if you look at porn.

 

Now I know who started this thread. Griddles, stop hiding...:shifty:

 

ohh man...

 

I have relatives from Iowa.. they love their corn:lol:

 

I think you may have just invented 'cron' :shifty:

 

I'm no lady but have sex with her. It'll probably make her feel better because your not looking at blue eyed blondies on the internet and are focusing your thoughts on her. I dunno if you looked at porn because you want to satisfy yourself physically but if you do watch it for that reason, then don't go on it, picture it in your head instead and then do what you need to do.

I'm not the best at giving advice but that's probably what I'd do. Something like that at least.

 

Just go 'bate. Then you won't want to look at corn anymore (at that moment).

 

Followed by a complete sense of guilt and shame.

 

That'll buys him 10 minutes of not looking at po---cron. Then what?

You are young, once you pass 35 you'll realize that you're not going to hell for jerkin the gherkin. At least I freaking hope not! :shifty:

 

You know that feeling though, while you're walking to the bathroom to clean up?

That "I am such a loser" stench you fell you're covered in while you're pants are still around your ankles and you now smell like whatever strong-scented lotion your girlfriend and/or wife had lying around. :pity:

 

No.

 

Me neither.

 

might i suggest masturbating with the thought your g/f?

i know it might seem boring.. but it does help.

take it from a corn addict...

 

coughRBTcough

 

Any woman that wont let you look at corn is an anti american and should be shot on site. Terrorism is not a joke my friend. Tell if she wants you to stop looking at corn to cook you a nice meal...followed by some nice oral.

 

It's a self-esteem issue. My wife knows I look at it, and it doesn't bother her because she is confident that I want HER in the sack.

 

Good lord I would hope so, your wife would go nuts. :lol:

 

The tags for this thread are very funny.

 

lies. She needs to realize porn is normal and guys jerk off. period.

 

Corn.... Iowa.... Griddles...

I see how you got there.

So clever, you are. :pity:

 

Ask if she wants to lend a hand?! :confused2:

 

Make your own porn! Then you can watch it together and post it on line if she ever screws you over!

 

Then we all win.

 

Someone had to say it. :pointlol:

 

:hi5:

 

Show her the good side of it and watch it together.

 

The good side? She may get intimidated by interracial bukkake.

 

dump her..dump her now! i could see if ya'll had been married for a few years,but the whole point(atleast when i was a kid)of getting a girlfriend was so i didn't have to watch corn with freida and her five sisters sitting in the dark with the door locked and the shades down anymore.you shouldn't have time to watch corn or tron or be known as "slingin sammie" anymore till atleast the 2-3rd yr of marriage..there is something seriously wrong with her(or maybe you lol)to not want to do the humpty dance 24-7.find you a nice pentacostal girl who likes wathcing corn more than you and your problems will be over.