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That awkward moment when...
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...your boss starts reading from Scripture at 9:36 during Monday morning debriefing.
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Maynard says " I love you " and you're just looking for some strange ***.
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when...... you wave at someone and smile, and someone else thinks you are waving and smiling at them.
You then have to walk right past that person and pretend you didnt see them waving and smiling back because you know they are going to be embarrassed.MikeHoncho likes this. -
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That awkward moment when that hot girl on the beach is waving at you.........and then you realize she is just drowning.
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That awkward moment when you're watching your son, hes outside playing, you take a ****, and the front door opens with the neighbor kids mom asking for me, and my son saying "it'll be a few, hes pooping"
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And Maynard
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.....when you have an affair with a woman, who is in a relationship and her husband in the evening pulls the condom out of her *****.....
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ohhh believe me its true...its still not settled -
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that awkward moment when you invite Maynard to cross fit and he thinks you said "Dress"
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The awkward moment when you watch this video and realize your reaction to the end.
[video=youtube;gWnWoP2u-8g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnWoP2u-8g[/video]
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That awkward moment when a friend who is a "good girl" rests her head in your lap and you get a boner.MikeHoncho likes this. -
Why don't you guys just say..
"I laughed at a blind kid"
"I popped a boner in my female friends face"
What's all this 'awkward moment' bull****.
Look… like this… I lost respect for Alex in this thread. I already had none for Lmeister.
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when you scratch your itchy butthole and then smell your fingers to see if your hand needs washing..... then realize the lady seated next to you in the theatre is watching. Now what? Do I pretend she didn't see me and continue filching her popcorn with that same hand errrr? Just a really awkward decision.
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That awkward moment when you walk into the lounge of the Holiday Inn in Newark for a drink, and the bassist for the RATT tribute band onstage is Pagan. And he sees you too.
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Aaaand this just got weird again.
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