Mike Florio has been HORRIBLE today. Think that's the third bad report he put out there today.

 

Whaddup LS13? Haven't seen you around in a while. Reckon I won't be using that killer sig of big Jake you made for me a couple of years ago. Thanks again for that BTW. Hope all is well bro. :knucks:

 

He's NOT signed yet. I'm still hoping he gives us a chance to Match. His wife works down here doesn't she? Also its my pleasure to make you the sig bro. If your looking for something else feel free to holler. I'm always lurking here.

 

long

 

Man I'm really starting to believe Section126 here.

That Cuban wife of his is hoping against hope that this St. Louis thing falls through.

 

I hope it's miserable there today, rainy and cold and sh&$, hope they have a shi$$y lunch, hope all they see its cheese sandwich looking people..

 

You're right. I shouldn't be so quick to assume he is gone for good. Fingers crossed he ends up back with us (for a reasonable amount of course).

Thanks for your offer my friend. Will definitely keep that in mind. Take care...

 

wtf??? Lol...

 

whats the question Gman??lol

 

I know people are very excited about yesterdays signings, but I honestly think that if it costs us Jake Long, were screwed.

 

I think if they were totally sold on Jake Long that Jake would be a Dolphin.

 

^^^^:thanx:

 

Just read Jackie's twitter man. She says something along the lines of no matter what happens SoFla will always have a special place in their hearts. Then she tweets a look at the weather forecast and complains, "At least the sun will be out". Then when this false report comes out that he's agreed to terms, she's ALL OVER THAT **** to make sure everyone knows nothing is final yet.

 

There's no such thing as legit Jake Long info :no:

 

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Potential replacement for Jake Long. RT @BryantMckinnie: Just got on my connecting flight in Chicago, wheels up! Destination: Miami

 

LOL. Well, I guess it's what do cheese sandwich eating people look like?

 

I stopped following him what did he say?

 

What did I miss?

 

Long's wife runs Jake's life (obviously). She doesn't like cold weather, but found some solace that the sun was out today

Oh and she is one signing on the dotted line.

Also, pressed Cubans are real good

 

LEGIT Jake Long Info Per Rotoworld

If any of you guys are not married but ever plan to be know this....

Never make a major life decision without your wife's blessing. That **** will bite you in the balls.

 

She also makes him set the dinner table. Keep Jackie in Miami and Jakey has to stay. lol

 

I've learned this in my 8 months of marriage.

Happy wife = happy life is the truest expression ever uttered.

 

By Miami he means King of Diamonds.

 

Just a lot of hilarity and jokes about cuban wives and how we have a mole within Jake Long's organization working to ensure he comes back to Miami.

 

Ive heard she is hot but is she also saucey?

 

I did already mention she was cuban, didn't I?

 

The last two posts are redundant!

 

I hope she really hates the cold....

 

c'mon guys, help a brother out.

https://twitter.com/MiamiWantJackie

https://twitter.com/CharlieDoodle77

 

:lol:

 

However, do know that this does not work the other way. Your wife will plan your wedding on draft weekend with rehearsal dinner on Thursday. She will not consult you. This is my life.

 

That's her header/tagline.



Here is her reply to something CK said on twitter:

Talks about a mole on our side. :lol:

 

Funny, my wife and I schedule our wedding on a Friday so that we wouldn't miss college or pro football.

Turned out to be the dolphins bye week though. :lol:



My wife has to go to her best friend from Ohio's wedding and it's scheduled for the draft weekend. She's pissed.

 

Damn, I thought Jackie made those. :pity:

 

If that's you keep it up shes eating it up =)