1. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I thought it would be good to have a thread dedicated to the end of the world predictions. Since there is apparently a lot of talk about the finality actually occuring tomorrow: 5/21/11...

    Harold Camping has this to say:

    http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0518/Judgment-Day-May-21-When-will-the-world-actually-end

    Lets spend money like crazy since it won't matter anyway... oh wait we are already doing that... :wink2:

    What are your plans?
     
  2. aesop Well-Known Member

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    To get some of that guy's stash and smoke it.
     
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  3. finyank13 Reality Check

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    They should kill Mr. Camping.....the only thing he successfully did was ensure cops are busy tomorrow and lawyers are paid on Monday morning....
     
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  4. Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    I will miss all my good Christian friends. I think I might have one.
     
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  5. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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  6. aesop Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;aBaYVo89mmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBaYVo89mmY&NR=1[/video]
     
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  7. pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    maybe the forces of owners and players will clash and decide to actually agree to play some football, thus freezing hell over, and starting the apocalypse
     
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  8. Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Just pay me a nominal fee of $50/mo (per pet) and I will gladly care for your own pets should you be called to the heavens in the event of the rapture.
     
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  9. aesop Well-Known Member

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    Does that include the euthanization?
     
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  10. Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    I would prefer to find a non-catholic vet should that be needed, but ultimately yes that would be included. You'd no longer have to pay the monthly fee once you were called up in the rapture.
     
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  11. aesop Well-Known Member

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    Any purgatory clauses?
     
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  12. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    What if Timmy the cat has been going to temple like a good jewish *****?
     
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  13. 2k5 I miss Ted Ginn Jr.

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    So what's the reason for the multiplier of 2? :lol:
     
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  14. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Jewish putty.
     
  15. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Its what i would call a "plug"
     
  16. BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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  17. Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    This reminds me of the Douglas Adams book, Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Help me out here if you know the details. I just remember a cult group waiting for their messiah, then suddenly he appears and ,uh...Crap! someone help me out.

    42!
     
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  18. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    The first sign? Macho man passing away...
     
  19. MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Well it's a good thing this guy at least paid attention during math class... :shifty:
     
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  20. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Well im still on Earth. And alive. I think. ****. Gonna have to return all the stuff i bought.
     
  21. NaboCane Banned

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    Suck it, rapturites.
     
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  22. Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    **** I need a debt counselor
     
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  23. CrunchTime Administrator Retired Administrator

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    I think our government was counting on this end of the world scenario the way the national debt was being handled.

    Now what do we do ?
     
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  24. The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    ***YAWNS***

    We're all still here???? :smackhead:
     
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  25. GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    Everyone knows the end of the world is May 23, 2011. May is the 5th month, which represents 5 golden rings. 23 represents Michael J9rdan. And 2011 represents the number of cheetos in a family sized bag of dangerously cheesy cheetos. This can only mean the end of the world. The only way to save yourself is to send $1000 to my paypal account before midnight tonight. After midnight the fee doubles every hour leading up to the eventual end of the world.
     
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  26. RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Done deal. And,thanks for the heads-up.
     
  27. Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I do feel bad for the kids who now have no future thanks to their parents pissing away their college fund.
     
  28. NaboCane Banned

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    Nah, that's natural selection. If their parents are dumbasses, they'll likely be dumbasses too.

    And the world needs janitors and garbagemen too.
     
  29. The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Need you to post that exact same post in a few threads in the PoFO!! :up:
     
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  30. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Send..... 1,000.... cheetos....... to paypal account... got it...
     
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  31. Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    Well, apparently many other spent money by sending it to this POS. One rumor has it that he's collected upwards of 50-100 million.
    What a POS con-artist. Even more disappointing is the POS, brainless, mindless, wasting-our-oxygen, morons who would send money to this guy.
     
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  32. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    If they are lucky, since they are morons... they sent the check to the wrong address and it got returned to them or insufficient postage?
     
  33. NaboCane Banned

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    That's why I am firmly opposed to school speed zones.

    These are the little ****ers who grew up, defying natural selection, who would otherwise have been run over and out of our hair forever.

    We don't cull the herd nearly enough anymore.
     
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    I Beliee dat!
     
  35. MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    I hear they don't really take back thongs once you've worn them.
     
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  36. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    you just have to clean them really well, with a scrub brush, get all the dirt out of the grooves...

     
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    :lol: Paul 13's win percentage 1.000
     
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  38. Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Looks like we'll have to wait until October... Should have multiplied by two again... inspired by the double double at In N Out.. clearly.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday

     
  39. Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    Anyone think I can hide from loan sharks for 5 months???
     
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    Hide in Plain Sight
     
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