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What TIME IS IT ?!?!?!?!
What ****ing time IS IT ?!!!!!!!!!????!?!?
Its Prime time! Its Monday Night! Its OUR Miami Dolphins against one of the premier teams in the league!
These aren't your daddies "Aints".....this is a machine ran by a birthmark the size of Kentucky.....this is a team that will literally pay me to punch someone in the face.........This is a team...........oh **** this. This is sounding too nice.
*Loosens belt*
Here we are again.....thank god we only play these tools every 4 years, I am so ****ing sick of them still talking about us passing on Drew Brees for Culpepper.....Nick Saban passed on the shoulder for the knee.....yadda yadda yadda
Seriously its ****ing 2013....who gives a ****! We know the dog crap in paper bags we've had behind center.....but that's OVER NOW.
You understand Brees?! That's.....OVER NOW....
Go write a book and tell everyone about it when you retire, for now you need to worry about our ****ing speed rush.
We beat Matty ICE without Wake last week, you see that?! I know you watched tape, I know you hated what you saw....
This aint your Jay Fiedler Dolphins, *****!
You know how fast Mike Wallace is?! Yeah well he runs as fast as a Pontiac GTO on turf.....guess what type of field we are playing on tonight?! DING DING DING
Jimmy Graham? Looks like an albino, ginger black guy.
John Vilma? Looks like a horse.
Sean Payton? He wears a ****ing visor indoors.....matches beautifully with his black socks and sandals as well.
Darren Sproles!!! haha you think we're scared of a guy who isnt tall enough to ride Space Mountain?! PLEASE! Dannell Ellerbes pubes are taller than him, and that's when their trimmed for sleekness!
You think we're scared of Robert Meachum? His name sounds like a Fiber drink you take when you're constipated!
You guys think because those loud, crawfish eating flood survivors can make a indoor rape facility echo, that you have some kind of super human homefield advantage?! You act like you're 600-0 lifetime in that ****-hole of a dome. Archie Manning wishes.
We are coming to **** tonight, and no we didn't bring lube.....lube doesn't exist in Miami. South Beach has trash cans cleaner than New Orleans.
Ever hear of Scarface? Filmed in Miami.
Dan Marino? Miami.
Cocaine? Miami.
Only NFL undefeated team? Miami.
Drew Brees hot wife after hes left a crying ladyman tonight? Miami. With Cam Wake.
#91 will be releasing the Kraken so much on your wife Brees, shes going to need all the TIDE you were given for being their spokesman!
Prediction time:
Rashad Jones has a sack and a pick.
Koa misi will play and will destroy Graham over the middle, causing a flag but turning up the defensive momentum.
And all you dolfans talking about a loss? You see the Saints barely beat the falcons and the Bucs?!?!? Gimme a ****ing break, the Cardinals are hot garbage. Miami Wins.
31 Miami
24 Saints
Go **** a saxophone Brees! We got our QB now....you midget!
Post game song on the plane flights home:
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Bout damn time
Now Give it to me AGAIN!!!!seabass0795, xphinfanx, phinnhedd and 1 other person like this. -
:lol: @ fast as a Pontiac GTO on turf. Marino was made in Pittsburgh (who also suck this year who we play down the road :knucks:)
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Dolphins win. 34-6 **** the haters #yolo #nofilter #hashtagginonyomomma #dolphinamped #phinsup #swag
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3:45 - 3:47pm, Monday, September 30th. Two minutes I'll never get back. Nor do I want them back. :shifty:
It's nice to be on Monday Night Football again!SICK likes this. -
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I AM ****ING AMPED!!!!!!!!!1 DONT **** WITH ME RIGHT NOW! I MAY GET FIRED FROM WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kICK OFF IN 4 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES! **** CHRIS BERMAN!
I am getting drunk, and eating chicken wings and fried pickles! Drew Brees better have those huge earmuffs on his son again cause he will be hearing me in New Orleans calling his dad a sackless turdburglar !Aqua4Ever04, Boik14, phinnhedd and 1 other person like this. -
I'm coming down with a cold but it ain't gonna stop me from cheering my *** off tonight. Feels amazing to be back on MNF and even more amazing to be 3-0. It's going to be an electric atmosphere in the Superdome, it always is. I want it no other way than to go into a hostile environment in front of the world and show EVERYBODY what we're capable of.
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It takes me less than two minutes to finish two fingers...of Jack Daniels. :shifty:SICK likes this.
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Win or Lose we are RELEVANT again.
We get to ghead into a BIG game EXCITED!
I have SO missed this ****ing feeling!!!
WOOOOO!!!
I don't give a **** if I get disappointed... this is worth it! Because we may win, and we have a coach and a team that's capable of pulling it off! -
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Ah ****!!!! I forgot to make the ceviche!!!! *@*@!*@
Next week! :)
Whacha drinking, bro? Don;t have whatever Samphin had. -
You selfish *****, if you have any sense you'll make sure you please her all night and keep her coming back.
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I am drinking Apple Pie Moonshine and vodka.....may be calling out tomorrow.....eating fried pickles and chicken wings from hooters!
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You didn't stay the night...are we operating on the terms of this "Deal" now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUQFx2WIiHs
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HA! Love that show. So does Philbin.
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Damn, that'll be good together.
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You have the same avatar. It would be like a self-hate crime.
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Ouch. Hopefully a win will take some of the anticipated pain away.
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I'm invading an assisted living facility to watch the game with my mom on a 70-inch screen.
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That could get crazy. Worse than the Superdome.
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#Dedication
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one of the view venues where people might literally sh*t their pants if the fins win!RickyBobby and SICK like this.
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What's the over/under on ASOT coming in the thread and saying "Same ole' Dolphins"?
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Don't know who you mean. Maybe I have him on ignore, or maybe he doesn't exist and you're imagining him.
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