:oops::couch:

 

Wait! You said that you didn't know her last name or didn't remember? Did she ever tell you?

 

I think my worst one hasn't been to one of my significant others.

I was over at a buddy's place having a few beers and shooting the breeze. The topic of conversation somehow moved onto fellatio, and my buddy said that he failed to see what the big deal about fellatio is and he'd much rather have conventional sex.

I said "Then you haven't had it done right"

I looked around and noticed that I was getting the evil eye from in a major way from his his wife for that one.

 

Oh boy UCF...:lol:

I'd have to say once a GF asked me to get her something and I replied:

"What's the matter are you afraid you will lose a centimeter off your arse or something, get it yourself"


That one did not go over so well.

 

The worst thing I've done over rides any worse thing I've said. At least in my mind. If you ask any of my exes they may tell you differently.

 

I love you

 

A g/f I had was playing a trick on me, saying she was late and I responded with this gem:

"It doesn't matter, there's no way it's my kid."

1. Because I always wrap it up and 2. Because my friend told me it was a joke before she told me.

Needless to say it did not go over well even after explanations.

 

Hmm so many. I tend to always put my foot in my mouth.

I've done the don't know where you're from thing. Heard about that for awhile.

I've drunkenly told my ex to suck my ****. That didn't go over well.

 

:lol:

my friend (ex) and I made a bet. i forget what she wanted but i opted for the BJ if i won it. she made some sort of comment ending with "when this is all over" so i said "have fun sucking my **** when this is all over".

she lost it :lol:

 

This tends to be a deal breaker as well

 

it sends everything down hill

so does sex

 

My man once told me I ruined his life. Needless to say, he got smacked across the face.

 

Ouch.

on both the comment and the slapping.

 

The worst thing I can think of, I said to my wife. I was laid off for 2 months, and the bills were piling up. My wife is the stress queen. She will stress out over anything and everything. We were arguing about the bills, and I said "You know, most of our problems are more due to you stressing out than anything else." I felt really bad about that one, and I apologized, but still. That was rough.

 

what??? pssssht, i say that twice a day. i usually mean it literally though.

 

didn't know being called a mexican is insulting.

 

it was over 45 years ago. my girlfriends ex-boyfriend got out the army and started seeing her again, i went over to her house one day and he was there, i flipped him a quarter and told him to go get a good piece of xxx. i not only got slapped by her, i got slapped by 3 or 4 of her friends.

it was worth it though, it was like coining a phrase, several guys started using it.

 

you manwrecker you :shifty:

 

Mind you,I was 15 at the time.
There was this beautiful Philippine girl who had a crush on me for a long time.
One day she sent her friend to ask "me"out.All I remember was being really nervous and telling her friend. No thank you,that goes against my religion.:no:
Considering we went to the same school most of our lives,and we were the same religion.That didn't go over very well.She never said another word to me again....lesson learned.:pity:

 

I had a girl ask me one time if I thought she was sexy, in which I replied, you're too cute to be sexy... and it apparently was offenceive to her. To this day I'm stil like whats the big deal?

 

I was in bed with a woman one time and called her by the WRONG name.:no:

She got pretty upset:sad:

 

IMO cute is like your 8 year old neice. Awww, she's cute. Sexy is a woman you would drop every thing to nail.

 

That was pretty much the equivalent of a girl telling you you're like her brother.

 

The worst thing I ever said to my ex was that she was no better then the ex before her...which was so wrong of me, she was and is 100% better than her...but when you're angry you say stupid thingd.

 

I said this to my girl, it made her a bit insecure but she was being insecure in the first place.

"If I wanted another girl I could have anyone I wanted, but I dont!"

 

Thread ends with this post...you'll never top this one.

Twenty two years ago...dating with a GORGEOUS little 5 foot tall, half Mexican/half Hawaiian woman. One day her and her sister took a week's vacation in Florida. She lived about 75 miles from me, so I'd come up and stay the weekends.

I drive up there the weekend she's supposed to come back. Her mother was watching her dog while she was away. Mom was only 46 at the time (I was 27). Mom was JUST as hot as she was....even more so cause she had NO inhibitions.

Girlfriend isn't there when I get there. Mom tells me she doesn't know how to tell me except to blurt it out...but she and her sister met two guys down there and were staying an extra couple of days.

I was ready to leave, but it was like 8:00 pm and mom said that I should just stay the night and go in the morning cause it was a long drive. (See where this is going, huh?) A few glasses of wine later and mom is all over me. Every single conceivable position is explored, and I go home in the morning.

My girlfriend comes back and I confront her. Long story short we end up breaking up. As I'm gathering my things to leave she says the standard "Yea...well he's better than you anyway..."

To which I replied...

"Yea, well while you were in Florida I was spending some time in the hole you crawled out of."

All I heard was the screaming as I drove away.

Game. Set. Match.

 

:knucks:

Damn!

Double Damn!

 

I drunkenly told my ex that she was a dead ****.

 

Dude don't call her a mexican. stoopid.

 

Um....her Dad was from Mexico. What do I call her, Jewish?

 

The main difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Spanish American Princess? With an SAP the jewelry is fake but the orgasms are real.

 

:hi5:

 

i think you missed aquas earlier post and my reply to it. Neeeeeeeeever mind.

 

Hmm. What may work in that case is tactfully changing the subject and letting her know some kind of trivia about her, like her third favorite color, that reminds
her that you do think about her.

BTW, I could never do that. I'm as tactless as they come.

 

Aw man...sorry for whiffing on that one bro...

 

I once dated a girl that was a dead ringer for the Chloe Sullivan character in Smallville. I think that woman is smoking hot. She also knew that she looked like Chloe. I called her Chloe in bed once. She wasn't my girlfriend after that. lol