Good afternoon, fellow football fans.
I first wanted to take the time to thank.....our very own, Patriot homer, McLovin for assisting me in my career change.
That's correct. McLovin has helped me secure a position at the company he works for. I put in my notice today, and will start on the 22nd of June.
So what does this mean, you may ask?
1) Prepare for fun pictures of he and I at bars and happy hours around the city, after my long days of training. We may hit up a strip joint, a Drive In movie theater, a Gypsy garage sale etc.
2) Prepare for a team change. That's correct, this move will help my family immensely, so for that and a part of the agreement to my employment, my new #1 team is now the Carolina Panthers. Since they play in the NFC South, and have no ties or ill will to the AFC East, my #2 team is none other than the Super Bowl....reigning.....defending.....UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONS.....THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!
I look forward to continued, fun, intelligent discussion with you plebs during your 8-8 2016 season. Please ask any questions if you have them!
LITERALLY NONE OF THIS IS TRUE EXCEPT THE JOB PART. **** MCLOVIN
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Get the **** out of here with that Panthers ****! And try not to get a VD from McLovin!
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Sick is in the blue.
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Why would you leave your bank job to be a Walmart greeter?
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Question about your new job... Will you have your own street corner or do you have to share with him?
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Paul asking all the right questions. For future reference.McLovin, SICK, Paul 13 and 1 other person like this. -
Where did you get a job?
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Did some research:
the final candidates for the position were :
bickety-turns out he didnt trust a Pats fan but thought the money was right especially since it was a big boost in income.
FinD- wouldnt work that cheap to begin with and basically said he does the same thing from his trailer already.
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My favorite motorcycle.
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