But feel free to give advice, share past experiences, and send any sort of positive energy.
It seemingly comes on every late winter, this year was late November. I don't know if it is stress related or what. Who isn't under stress ya know? But...well...
I have one of these between my *** cheeks:
I am an avid baby wipe user, but back in the late fall, my wife didn't buy my brand. She got this scented crap, and it dried me out, left me hella irritated. And its been hemrods and itching and discomfort ever since. Somedays are good, somedays I'm damn near incapacitated. Duecin can feel like i'm passing a hot poker.
Yep, its back. No, I will not go to a doctor. Discuss.
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Have you tried using Ramano cheese on them?
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
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I'd rather get kicked in the nuts endlessly.
Butt surgery was the most painful week of my life.
Luckily I never have to do it again. :lol:Sethdaddy8 and Colorado Dolfan like this. -
I don't even. Maybe FinD, McLovin or maynard can offer some helpful tips? (No pun intended)
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In the words of George Carlin, I'll say a prayer for your *** hole.
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What is there to "discuss"? You have a massive hemorrhoid or worse you have an anal prolapse, that is a hernia of your anal tissue. Go to a doctor or enjoy the pain, there is no third option.
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Is it a roid or is your body finally rejecting lmeister3's watch?
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I was hoping for a home remedy, maybe a great uncommon tip....like oil pulling, but for your butt.
Def. not a prolapsed rectum...a big thing I know I need to do is add fiber to my diet.McLovin and Ohiophinphan like this. -
Preparation H dude. Get some. I'll be over tonight to apply it for you.finyank13, McLovin, SICK and 1 other person like this.
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You're fine! At least better off than Seth!
As to you Seth, I am glad it is not a prolapse. If you are simply trying to shrink hemorrhoids without surgery, then the old tried and true remedies still work best, soaking the spot in hot water and Hemorrhoidal creams regularly and liberally applied. If it doesn't shrink within a couple of weeks, it likely will not and then a visit to a surgeon becomes necessary.....or a supplier of "general analgesics". (i.e. booze or drugs!)finyank13, Sethdaddy8 and Fin D like this. -
By soak, do you mean with a wet cloth, or literally sticking my butt in the lobster pot? And not to be graphic or gross, but for the sake of further potential advice... the hemmy isn't even that big. But there is a lot of irritation, itching, I think a fissure or wound of sort may be present, don't think a fistula though. I've had hemmys come and go, but this overall bout of irritation is a bit long. And I think my wipes may be adding to the dryness and irritation process.
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Ohiophinphan Chaplain Staff Member Luxury Box
Sit in the lobster pot. In bygone days in the military they called what you have "jeep driver's disease" and suggested you soak your rectum in your helmet. As to lotions or ointments, stick solely to the ones made for this condition. I have used a generic form of Preparation H very often and very successfully. If they are not working or giving you more trouble then perhaps you have something more serious or at least different and thus a doctor's visit would be called for.
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Stop using them. A wet climate (think jungle, baby) will only sustain the irritation. Keep your arse religiously dry from anything that's not water and/or special creams or ointments. Using baby wipes is probably the best way to catch really nasty conditions to begin with.Fin D and Sethdaddy8 like this.
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....and by the way, like it or not, I do pray for you and the rest of the folks who visit this website regularly.:wink2:
I sincerely hope some of this helps. Having suffered from fissures and hemorrhoids off and on for years, I know how miserable they can be.Rocky Raccoon, Colorado Dolfan and Sethdaddy8 like this. -
Hey I'm Catholic! We hardcore in this family! And thanks. I'm gonna try soaking and keep up with the Prep H. Gonna lay off the wipes. Actually picked up a sitz-bath too. It's time to take my *** back!!! Thanks all and keep any suggestions coming.Ohiophinphan likes this.
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You have not lived until you farted in a sitz bath. I encourage you all to run out and buy one at your local pharmacy for $15....and do it. You can thank me later.
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Maybe you should try chewing it better, no?Rocky Raccoon, MikeHoncho, Colorado Dolfan and 3 others like this.
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In form of an enema? Shall I line the tube with salt too)likes this.
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There is something wrong with all of you on this thread....
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I didn't go then...and I'm not goin now!!!
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Well what the hell does that mean? Is that a good thing? A solution? A bad thing? Maniac.finyank13 likes this.
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ask maynard to rim you.
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It is karma for not going to the doctor and getting it fixed...you have medical insurance? use it, you pay enough for it in premiums...
Seriously dude how do you know it isn't something worse God forbid??
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I think this is part of the problem actually.
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So I have invented a new game...unfortunately.
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so its like oil pulling, for your butt.
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