Everything I eat is gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free, and low in sugar (with no frustose, maltodextrin, cane syrup, corn syrup, etc etc etc)… It's so narrow a band of snacks it's almost non-existant.

I pretty much don't snack anymore unless it's raw almonds, etc.

Welcome to California and a health-coach wife.

 

"Stephen Ross's spine"



-Dawn Aponte

 

just lucky I saltied it for ya first.

 

Mmm, herpes.

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Squirrels. Jk

I like candy. Peanut butter cups, dots, I'm also fond of ice cream even though it kills my stomach. Its wild thst I'm not fat lol

 

Wait till ya hit thirty, buddy.

 

Got the recipe for Mrs Fields chocolate chip cookies that I tweaked a little and then add Heath bar pieces to. Dims be delish. Was gonna be a one night deal to satisfy a random cookie craving.... but now I cant stop myself. Don't even need the recipe anymore. Got it all memorized. Seriously think I need a Cookie Anonymous meeting or something.

 

but that wasn't about food..... or women. Just a white man in the middle.

 

We meet on Fri. nites.

 

I think you need to bring this to the Outreach forum bro. I will say a prayer for you. :wink2:

 

Poppycock.

 

I loved that stuff.

I also have gotten away from candy, now Ice Cream is my indulgence.

 

TMI there, Den, TMI.

 

Great!! I'll bring cookies!!















1 1/4 cup all purpose four
1 1/4 cup oatmeal [blended to powder]
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
**mix together for nice consistency**

Separate bowl
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 stick salted butter [melted]
1 tsp half & half cream
1 tsp real vanilla
1/2 tsp almond extract
1/4 tsp canola oil
1 egg
** mix together

Mix it all together.... then add semi sweet choc chips and chopped up Heath par pieces.

Oven at 375. 9 minutes.
form dough into golfball sized balls
It'll look like they're not done but they are, especially if you like them chewy. I like to flatten 'em out a little when I first remove from oven. Pairs exquisitely with Colorado's new law.

Any remaining dough- spread out like a log on wax paper, roll the wax paper up around it, and refrigerate. Makes it much easier to cut pieces off when removed from fridge when the dough is hard.

 

I'm an insulin dependent type-2 diabetic, so I have to be careful between meals. Usually, its South Beach granola bars and low fat cheese sticks. Sometimes an apple or some raw carrots. I drink A LOT of water, but I allow myself a diet ice tea or Sprite Zero a few times a week. But really, anything less than 20 carbs is generally ok. Very little fills me up at that level though.

 

I love the Snyder's of Hanover sourdough pretzel pieces (specifically the honey mustard flavor), but I don't usually get them at the store because I could eat a whole freaking bag in one sitting.

 

Cracker Jacks. OMFG. Best food ever.
Ice cream
Cashews
Peppermint Patties
Fruit (Yeah I love apples, grapes, clementines/oranges, bananas, peaches, nectarines, dried fruit, apricots etc)

How Im not double my weight I dont know...because I do eat everything in sight.

 

I love those too, immensely, but I can't eat 'em cause they have too much gluten.


-said the guy who recently became addicted to cookies

 

Set the bar high why dont ya. You forgot rice cakes and puffed wheat cereal.

 

Blue Diamond almonds... all flavors.... including wasabi soy.
Honey roasted cashews & almonds.
Sweet spicy thai kettle chips.
Boiled cajun peanuts.
Boiled edamame soy beans [in pod] tossed in butter, sea salt, garlic, pepper, and Old Bay Seasoning.

 

Whiskey; Snyders big pretzels. I make a dipping sauce with yellow mustard, mayo and sriracha for them...very satisfying.

 

I dont eat food with no flavor.

 

Bowls of various cereal..

 

butthole isn't a flavor....and poop isn't a food.

 

I stand corrected.

 

It was really ****ing boring. I stopped midway through. It just wasn't enough to sustain my interest.

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PS: so do you cover your drink with a napkin whenever in their presence now? :lol:
.... and have you decided who's anus you'd rather have your mouth sewn to yet?

 

It really is an awful movie. It has to be taken as pure camp. But I'd still say it's a must-see, just to laugh your *** off.

 

But your sister so enjoys mine.

 

no but those are really really good. You should try them. As for the 80 remark...its not like I said life savers or werthers!