Boobies

 

I wish I could drive through the streets of South Florida in a tank and put the crappy drivers in their place.

 

A young Jerry Rice walks to the Dolphin facilities and ask coach Philbin...."I heard you guys need help?"

 

from what I've seen about drivers:
Los Angeles: Are bad drivers and don't care
Philadelphia: Are skilled drivers but don't care
Boston: Are bad drivers but do care
New York: Civilians bad drivers, cabbies great drivers, neither care

EDIT: that said, I prefer philly, because sure, that guy may weave across 4 lanes and back just to shave a few seconds off his commute, but he is NOT going to cause an accident doing so. I swear LA can't go one morning without multiple accidents along a 2 mile stretch of freeway by my apartment. Curse these fools!!

 

What kind of horrible life have you led that ground beef is your goto burrito filing?

Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2

 

The clown has no *****!

 

hedberg was incredible

 

potato

 

why isn't it Friday????

 

Does not being able to come up with a random thought qualify for a random thought of the day?

 

Pooping.

And enjoying this thread on my IPad.

 

False. This is only true of the female clown; which by the way does not have breasts. Maybe this is where the confusion lies.

Yes.

The government.

Yes. All except for the Angler Fish, which has a lantern hanging from its head, dangling mercilessly before its face. Millions of years of sleep deprivation have transformed the angler fish into one of the ugliest, ill-tempered fish anywhere in the deep ocean.

 

TLC can go **** themselves.

 

Good....cuz I don't want no scrubs.

 

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

I was refering to that reality show about white trash(not the Jersey Shore)

 

if black people are so fast why are they away getting caught by police?

 

LA folks sure love their cable services... O.o

 

if the saying "one's own **** doesn't smell" is true, but i think my **** smells... does it smell like roses or a nuclear **** storm?

 

the mothers on "toddlers and tiaras" deserve to be beaten with a wooden bat and their children taken away from them.
people who watch that show (my stepmother) deserve to have their cable/satellite taken away for a year as punishment

 

The Jets suck.

That is all.

 

If I pee through a Brita filter, is it safe to drink?

 

It's safe even if you don't.

 

Nope, Urine is sterile only in the bladder.

But dont tell that to this moron:

 

Some days my wife seems intent on causing conflict out of nothing.

 

some conflicts seem intent on causing nothing out of my wife for days

 

So two ints are good enough to win in this league? Or is espn not giving the stealers credit


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

yes

 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...eerleaders/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_bf1_a4

Really? Its not hard to realize the 66 is the year the Dolphins were established

 

There has to be more to it. Gonna do some vigorous hands-on in-depth research into this situation. 3:22, you say?

 

flip the door knob around on the door to the kitchen and lock it.

 

This thread sucks