So, some of you may remember a while back when we roasted Big E until he was well done. It was pretty well received. Well that idea was the brainchild of a certain mexican in Tejas named unluckyluciano. Of course, the idea was improved upon and executed by me, but nonetheless, he came up with the concept for the site.
Among some of the roasters that day were none other than Sick, Lucky, Griddles and a few others.
Since then, we had made plans to roast MorWarp (Mor and Mindwarp), as well as Aqua, with both planned roasts falling through. So my question is this, I am roasting SOMEBODY in the near future.I just don't know who yet. So I figured I would leave it up to the fine folks of the lounge to choose.
Keep in mind that the roastee will have to agree to this and that I will need fellow roasters to help flesh out the dais. So if you are interested in being a roaster, feel free to PM me.
Now for the options:
MorWarp: The graphic has been made and the notoriously gay duo themselves are insanely popular here and everywhere on the interwebz. This mishmash of cultures couple could inspire this entire board to participate if you vote for them.
Aqua: The skinny jean wearing girlfriend troubled Washingtonian is quite active and popular on these boards as well. His rabid defense of bad fashion combined with his willingness to open himself up to all of us could provide countless material. Of course, he has dirt on all of us as well.
Griddles: The poor bastard from Iowa has experienced life as one big roast since birth, so he may be used to the abuse already. Nonetheless, it is fun to tease the (not so) little guy for a variety of reasons. Including that hideous orange Ginn jersey he owns or what REALLY happened in New Jersey with his sink...
Opfinistic: While some may find it uncool to kill a 5 year old dead on the internet...something about nailing this toddler to the e-cross appeals to all of us (admit it).
Gish: The relentless rep hound has been bugging us all for quite some time now. His one redeeming quality in photoshop is counteracted by a seeming never end of weird threads, odd requests and disturbing thoughts that spew out on to the screen.
Other: ANLGP? Pagan? Section126? Sick? Mandy? Let us know!
The roast of...?
Poll closed Nov 17, 2009.
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MorWarp
6 vote(s)13.3% -
Aqua
9 vote(s)20.0% -
Griddles
2 vote(s)4.4% -
Opfinistic
10 vote(s)22.2% -
Gish
9 vote(s)20.0% -
Other
9 vote(s)20.0%
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
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Well I am definitely wearing the hideous orange Ginn jersey next week now... Shield your eyes, Sam...
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Oh ****!
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i voted gish.
because noooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnne likes gish.Boik14, GISH and Vengeful Odin like this. -
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And Aqua, we were supposed to do you previously but couldn't quite button it up. You are certainly in the running. -
Nice to know it was as memorable for you as it was for me :shifty: -
**** i voted other and was gunna say analgap.......umm change mine to
aqua or gish....you pick sam -
you know im down to be a roaster
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
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can you just change your name to samphin already? wtf you put it in the thread title.....also......lets roast....you :shifty:
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
And I am okay to be roasted. But there are plenty of other people more interesting to roast on here first I think.
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Sam-phin.
SAM-PHIN.
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!
SAM-PHIN!!!
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Obviously my services as a roaster need some work. :pity:unluckyluciano likes this. -
I voted other: Stitches... come on... don't tell me that wouldn't be classic... He's a great guy, great asset to the board, but he needs something like this... like a cop needs a visit from internal affairs every once in a while...
if not him, make sure it's not Gish... he's too fragile and would probably quit the board (again)... on second thought...GridIronKing34, Boik14, Stitches and 1 other person like this. -
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heh....bring it bro! i love this ****
i said finsgirlie looked like john kruk last time.....i cross every and any line, i expect the same in return :lol:Fin-Omenal likes this. -
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I voted Griddles but he gets roasted regularly anyway. So I take back that vote.:shifty: Sick would be a good target...:yes: -
Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
Gotta be Opie...
He's not even really five!! I give you his "birth" picture:
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i was gonna suggest Nabo, but we could all just watch Silence of the Lambs and the Accused back to back instead.
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Opie or L2G and if either of them are selected I request to be on the Dais, really all you need to do is go back to the Depths for some good material.
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i voted opie and then remembered the skinny jeans. if those two are tied, im on record for recanting to aqua
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I vote aqua.
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Its got to be Opie:
1. Because I heard from Lucky it is fun picking on 5 year olds
2. Because Opie would probably join in and roast himself since hes always had a pretty good sense of humor about stuff like this over the last few years.
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Btw who is Samphin?Frumundah Finnatic and maynard like this. -
How did I miss the 'E' roast? He woulda been so freakin easy!
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I voted other. I think we should have a Samphin vs Unluckyluciano Last Man Standing Thunderdome Roast Off (tm) where they roast each other, and we vote who the bigger loser is.
We could start voting now. I vote both.Frumundah Finnatic and Samphin like this. -
For everyone to enjoy again... :yes:jetssuck, SICK, Fin-Omenal and 1 other person like this. -
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