lol @ human social interactions

 

You really started your own trolling thread?

I'm the condescending sarcastic prick though.

 

I love that Tua has great anticipation and a quick release, and he throws a nice spiral. Kudos for coming back from multiple concussions to lead the league in passer rating.

 

Tough crowd here. I love seeing how he energizes his team. You can tell they fight harder for him than anyone else.

 

Love his ability to not get rattled.

 

He get's better as the season moves along.

 

He’s got a stronger arm than Pennington had as a dolphin (after three shoulder surgeries)..

 

That's not true!

 

Love what I’m seeing out of him. Does he has some issues still yeah but it’s night and day what we’re seeing vs the last few years.

Coaching really does make a huge difference with talented players and the system

 

I love how Tua has proven his doubters wrong.

 

I came here for an argument and you’re just disagreeing with me.

 

I love how he galvanizes the fan base. Everybody wants the little fella to succeed and not get hurt.

 

I love how Tua is such a team guy, he single-handedly made sure dubious Dolfans fell in love with Teddy Bridgewater and Skylar Thompson.

 

Props for the Monty Python reference

 

Tua is looking great. How the hell awesome is it that this is what he does on an off day:
21 35 60.00 261 1 0 92.7

This is a good day:
29 36 80.56 382 3 0 138.7

 

I hear he makes great pasta!

 

I like Tua because he suffers no fools.

 

This ^^^

One attribute he has is his ability to forget a mistake and not let it affect his play on the field. Too many times a qb will get rattled and let a mistake affect him the rest of the game.

Tua definitely has the good version of short term memory loss

 

Something else to like about Tua: He made Chris Simms look like an agenda-driven butthurt crumbcake for ranking him well below whee most would have.

 

Not sure what was negative about my post... If somebody predicted failure and the opposite proved to be the case, it's not just a positive for Tua, it's a big win for the Dolphins. That's as positive as it gets.

 

Still better than when he ranked him lower than Taysom Hill and then called people idiots for having a problem with that.

 

Chris Simms is an idiot. He thinks that because he's Phil Simms' son, he'll garner the same respect his father did/does.

News flash Chris...you are not your father's son.

 

Chris Simms is an idiot.

 

Simms is the NFL analyst equivalent of a shock jock.

 

A friend of mine works for a publisher and I got the opportunity to read a Tua biography before it went to print and learned the following facts:

• Tua Tagovailoa has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
• If Tua Tagovailoa were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Tua Tagovailoa and they both fought, they would both win.
• The dinosaurs looked at Tua Tagovailoa the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
• If you ask Tua Tagovailoa what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he throws a touchdown.
• Tua Tagovailoa appeared in the unreleased 'Ultimate Madden' video game but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to a throw a touchdown. When asked bout this “glitch,” Tua Tagovailoa replied, “That's no glitch.”
• Tua Tagovailoa drinks lava to fight his heartburn.
• Tua Tagovailoa had the idea to sell his sweat as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.
• If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Tua Tagovailoa.
• If you want a list of Tua Tagovailoa' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
• Some kids pee their name in the snow. Tua Tagovailoa can pee his name into concrete.
• Tua Tagovailoa counted to infinity... twice.
• Once a cobra bit Tua Tagovailoa' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Tua Tagovailoa once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

 

Tua threw for 6 tds against the ravens
Tua beat the Bills in 137F heat
Tua avoided 37 sacks against the Steelers
Tua beat the dog shot out of Billy B 6 times
Tua dowsed Fitz magic with wired voodoo dance
Tua sank a boat with two dipshits
Tua threw the deep ball
Tua and Ty and Jay are shocking the world
This is fun

 

*Now, you're just not being realistic with this one. I might have to question everything else in your post. :001_rolleyes:

 

Where you at Tua haters!!?
We’re in chi town - The Dis-Respect is Real!!
Enter the water Enter the food chain!!

 

Oops sorry wrong thread .. This is the positive thread