***The OFFICIAL Miami Dolphins Vs Buffalo Bills game day thread*** (WTF is a ...
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Thats right mother ****ers. The kings. The kings of the AFC East!
The former king? The Patriots? They're currently Bottom feeding off the filtered calcium from the breast milk of the suckled nipple of "mother past's" big fat right titty!
Tom Brady has as many fumbles as I have balls.
Cam Wake, I called that muscle tank son of a ***** having a big game!
New England welcome to the
That's right, Boston. **** you Bill Simmons. **** you Matt Damon. **** you Larry Byrd. It's our time. The time is now. Enjoy the wild card, The Miami Dolphins are coming to get some ***, and your cheeks are full of fatty pockets ready to be picked at with an ice pick the size of the statue of liberty!!!!!!!!
Now........now.........it's time to move on.
* Deep Breath*
Okay...hold on....one more.....
* winks, nudges dolfan friend, smiles, drinks a beer *
*******BREAKING LIVE FOOTAGE FROM EVERY PATRIOTS FAN BAR ACROSS THE NATION LAST SUNDAY*******
Okay finally, moving on. To today. To this game. To Sunday.
The Buffalo Bills fans are so excited. They sold out their overnight RV site for the first time ever at their stadium. OMFG....I love the Miami Dolphins, I named my son Zach Thomas.....but **** me if I am staying in a pop up trailer all night with a bunch of jim kelly jersey wearing, buffalo bill zubaa pants gloating, neck beards from Plattsburgh New York while waiting for 12 hours before the football game......on a Saturday night. There is L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y 9 million other things I'd rather do....including mutilating my testicles and ******* with a pitch fork....than camping out with a bunch of upstate New Yorkers. I'd rather nail my dick to a cinder block and do pull-ups than do that.
I am sitting on my couch right now, covered in a throw blanket, cold underneath my air vent pumping out AC, typing this stupid game thread, and I am just buzzed enough to still remember the jerk off session Ill have soon.....and this is more fun then ANYTHING going on in Buffalo NY right now.
The crowd will be crazy tomorrow they say. The inbreds have their weekly "time to do something besides 69 my sister" day....so they're excited. I don't blame them. But those fat ****s, holding batteries, that haven't seen their ***** since the Carter administration have nothing else to look forward too. Good thing they don't play. Good thing this isn't madden. Good thing **** you we have the weapons to win. We have Gibson Hartline and Clay combining for 60 yards last week.....no TDs.....we have Misi missing. Wheeler missing. Ellerbe missing. Jordan missing. Jones missing....and oh yeah our pro bowl center missing.....
AND WE STILL WON BY 13 AGAINST NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buffalo seriously **** you. I hate I am wasting my time right now typing this for you.
I'll see you all next week.
Miami 31
Buffalo 17
**** you Thurman Thomas.
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I want to hear the lamentations of their women! Their fat, repugnant, slutty women.
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The bills fans feel the energy of their crowd is going to be enough and were going to fold..
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Stay the course, take their best shot, then set them strait..
Credo is real..juice mother fu@&er...Moreno is nonos happy..
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Week One: Tom Brady cries.
Week Two: We make EJ Manuel cry.
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***The OFFICIAL Miami Dolphins Vs Buffalo Bills game day thread*** (WTF is a ...
Their crowd is going to be insane, but it's time for PAYBACK! It's time to avenge last season's sweep and spoil their home opener and it's time to move to 2-0 overall AND 2-0 within the division!
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Time to slay the demons of last years collapses vs Buffalo.
In Lazor I trust!
In Albert I trust!
In James I trust!
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A Bill is something Dolphins eat.... you'll see that today!:yes:
Don't see EJ being able to throw the ball downfield against the Dolphins D. Front 7 is going to be able to attack those running backs.
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Bills is the oddest nickname in sports. The city is called Buffalo, and they have an image of a Bison, (not a Buffalo) on their helmet. So they should be the Buffalo Bisons. Otherwise they need to put an image of some famous dude named Bill on their helmet. Such as:
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This week's officiating crew
Referee #34 Clete Blakeman, Omaha, Neb., 7 years experience
Umpire #71 Ruben Fowler, Del Valle, Texas, 9 yrs
Head Linesman #36 Tony Veteri, Ridgefield, Conn., 23 yrs
Line Judge #107 Ron Marinucci, Cinnaminson, N.J., 18 yrs. (One of the idiots that screwed us in the Saints game 2009)
Field Judge #118 David Meslow, Mahtomedi, Minn., 4 yrs
Side Judge #15 Rick Patterson, Gaffney, S.C., 19 yrs
Back Judge #17 Steve Patrick, Oneonta, Ala., 1 yr
This blind fvck Marinucci could not have had a better view to see Ginn strip Sharper. Yet he called it a TD, and in replay, John Parry the referee that day, upheld it. I will never forgive them.
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I can't believe ryan Tannehill isn't shot in the head from what he experienced last year against Mario Williams..I mean Clabo must of had a contract out on Ryan, that was one of the purest fastest sticks to the core of a Qb that I've seen, I just can't believe the fu@&er got back up and kept playing..he is ridiculously tough.i mean really
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You folks talk about "having the weapons". For What? You beat a dying Pats team. Buffalo has more playmakers on the D-Line than on the entire Dolphins roster. I might have to keep the broom handy for a second straight year when Buffalo sweeps that pathetic roster again.
And since you seem so intent on bashing the fans.... Note you (the OP) said yourself you are writing this from your comfy little couch in your fair-weather town full of fair-weather fans. You Florida fans are the worst in all of sports. And the biggest puss's as well. This drunken, fat, country boy just got done feeding the chickens and is down from the hills to watch your team turn to sushi.
You sound pretty angry at us Bills fans, but you can only say that from your couch. Come down to the Ralph and you will be downright friendly. I have seen it many times before. Because those fat Buffalonians won't take your bull**** without a fight; a fight that you, sir are not equipped to handle. You talk trash about us camping/RVing and tailgating. That is because we are the definition of Die Hard. So Yippee-Ki-Yay mother****er I guarantee that the 12th man at The Ralph will be deafening. And your precious Tanny-hill will spend more time on the turf than he does upright. (Though it might be because he's getting frisky with his center).
So next time you have words of hate for us, just head up to The Ralph... Go ahead, I will be waiting. But let me caution you with a quote from your own Bryan Cox "I hate every Buffalo fan alive". "When we play in Buffalo, our fans come to support us, and they get beat up". "When we play them in Miami, the Buffalo fans come down here and beat up our own fans in our stadium"
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If we can get a lead a stop the run...game over. Most of their passing is off of playaction.
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Starks playing is critical. It's tough to run the ball on a 5-2. If you know your front can handle theirs then you are in good shape.
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Really looking forward to it, 8 hours to go!
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It's game day. I'm so excited! I think this will be a close one.
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A Bill is a part of a cap or a ducks face if I'm not mistaken.
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I can't believe we ever tried to convince you to get off the meth.
Top notch game day thread start brother.
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Woke up excited for the Dolphins, made breakfast, turned on the TV to get some updates on what's going on around the league before the 1:00 games begin, and all I hear is Hannah Storm cackling like the hen that she is for 40 minutes straight about Goodell, Rice, NFL, McDonald, and Adrian Peterson.
Good lord, someone in ESPN needs to fire her. She has a definite agenda and she obviously does not like the NFL or watch football games.TooGoodForDez likes this.
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