[video=youtube;s-B8eG2njNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-B8eG2njNY[/video]
*Listen to this while reading*
You thought I was done with this thread!!!!!!
You were wrong!!!!!!
You thought because we took a few on the chin that I'd just ****ing give up!!!!
You were wrong!!!!!!
You thought because Drew Brees laid his dong deep inside without lube on the same night I made a gameday thread, that I was the reason!!!!!
You were ****ing wrong!!!!!!
I am still undefeated starting gameday threads on sundays!!!
SUCK IT BUFFALO!!!!!
Ej Manuel.......you left college and your team got better without you! Suck it!!
Cj Spiller, what are you?!!?
Fred Jackson.....everyones favorite 11th round fantasy draft pick, who rides the bench and is used when real running backs have bye weeks!!!
Thad Lewis.....YOUR ****ING NAME IS THAD........
Not Chad.....
T-H-A-D.......
Holy ****! This team writes the jokes for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am literally punching a baby while typing this thing! I have never been so amped. Buffalo we had 2 weeks to prepare! 2 Weeks to gameplan against your team which isnt worth gameplanning against!
Mario Williams makes millions of dollars to take plays off! Hes raping you! Your franchise is America, and Mario Williams is congress!!!
I would rather play the price is right "punch a bunch game" with hypodermic needles behind the paper, than enter the city of Buffalo, New York!
You guys ****ing invented sucking! You went to 4
4
STRAIGHT SUPERBOWLS.....AND YOU LOST EVERY SINGLE ONE! ALL FOUR OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my ****ing god!!!
I'd rather my wife cheat on me with the entire 1985 Chicago Bears NOW than be a Buffalo Bills fan!!! I'd rather nail my scrotum to a cinder block and do pull-ups than live in Buffalo!
This team is the epitome of why the NFL is successful, you take a city of people that literally have nothing to do besides wish they were Canadian, jerk off to their sister shaving their legs, and watch football.....plop a ****ty franchise there, and give them some glimmer of hope that year so for 16 weeks they can not drink themselves into depression because you only get one life to live and they are the unlucky ones that have to live their life in its entirety in the **** stain of America, so cold in winter your **** falls off, and nothing to do in summer so you decide to tattoo Bruce Smith's portrait on your taint so you have something to do with your coal mining money!
**** the bills, and **** your team logo being an actual Buffalo when your team mascot is a BILL....what.......? I don't even.........
Miami - 31
Buffalo - 13
Thad Lewis is getting carted off the field in the first quarter, and Matt Flynn will take over while Joe Philbin laughs manically on the sidelines while taking advantage of every one of his 36 weaknesses one by one like Jigsaw in the SAW movies!
I wanna play a game Buffalo.....its called you're losing again, and you need to take your disease infested team back to upstate new york before the suck rubs off on my Miami Heat and you jinx us you ****s!
I hope Chris Berman dies in a dumpster fire right as the clock strikes "0" on the scoreboard after our annihilation today so I don't have to hear him gurgling about circling wagons ever again! The funny thing is your town is so ****ing backwards you're still using wagons as a mode of transportation!
Enjoy last place.
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Really hate this matchup for us. They have a beast passrusher, and run the ball extremely well. We have a couple of bag ladies "protecting" our QB's face and blindside; worse yet, they can't even block for the running game either. Just completely inept.
We can't run or protect the passer, the Bills defense could have a field day running whatever they want.
(bulletin board material)
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Yep, I think this game is going to come down to the final minute.. Just that feeling.
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Homemade apple brandy, it's crisp this fall morning and Sick is punching babies.
We take this one, people are overthinking it.
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Nice, padre. I remember back during the draft you said you were drinking some sort of scotch that was aged 18 years...I can't remember the name of it though. What was it? May need a nice victory stinger today.
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Brother, if one wants to bump up the cheap stuff:
Simply cube apples, or whatever fruit, add some sugar to water and boil it, pour booze, sugar water, and fruit into a glass jar and wait a week.
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Isn't that true for Tannehill too?
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Dolphins-23, Bills-17
Let's please run the ball! 28th ranked Run D. Bills have lost 8 straight road games in the division. Inexperienced QB. Miami rested off the bye week. Don't blow this one. And try not to go over 5 sacks...that might be tough today though. -
Wouldn't be a Dolphins divisional game if it didn't shave a few years off our lives. -
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Dammit Pete it's a gameday thread. Logical thinking is not a priority.
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We gotta get back on the winning track today but it won't be easy. Division games never are. Gotta be aggressive from the first whistle and keep the foot on the gas.
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PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member
Been away a week or so, busy with some serious real-life stuff that's completely owned my attention...
Be that as it may (and that Baltimore loss REALLY, REALLY hurt), 4-2 after today would certainly cure some illness.
We couldn't have picked a better week for a bye IMO...really needed it to get straight on the injury front.
This unit really needs to show some chemistry and maturing over that debacle a few weeks back...that, to me, was the single worst performance they've had all year...and STILL had a shot late...I say they play above average today and limit the pressure on Tanny compared to the most recent games and we blow the Bills out of Florida.
Miami 42
Buffalo 20
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woooooo....that was funny sick...great stuff, time to get back to how a win feels.....4-2 here we come
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You're out of your element Donnie!
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Any news on if they made any changes on the oline?
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Doesn't seem like it. Thomas and Watkins both inactive as usual. I was hoping Watkins would be ready to play guard.PhinsRDbest likes this.
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that's why you never invite guys name pete to parties.Stitches, SICK, BuffaloDolphin and 2 others like this.
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Canes up to #6, Cards in WS, Dolphins win puts us squarely in striking distance of the patsies.
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Chris Berman should be saved from that dumpster fire only to be rendered mute and forced to be hooked up to a virtual reality simulator that shows the Bills going 0-16 every year, and all 16 games are against the Dolphins with Marino at QB.
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The good ol hope and pray method lol
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My picks to have big games:
-Cam Wake..2 sacks
-Thigpen will house one, or have a long return
-Clay scores at least 1 Td
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