Brought her back with me from the bar last night she needed a ride home.
I was hammered said let's just go to my house.
Anyway she is still here and put up with me well today. Cleaned my house in her panties while the game was on and gave me great sex.
Blame Henne.... umm nope. :wink2:
Not kidding though this is real stuff. She is watching Food Network in the other room.
If I die some horrible death you see on the news remember me please. :lol:
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Does this mean you'll be in a better mood from now on?
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I dunno.... this woman in my house thing is creepy.
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Never meet a chick at a bar, man. I met my ex at a bar. She was a total whore.
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Sounds like you're getting emotionally attached to bar broads. That's your problem, not theirs.
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So you brought a chick home from a bar and she thinks she's your wife 12 hours later.
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When did I say I wanted her to be my wife.
She is still here..... I have to work tomorrow.
The gal did my laundry. Not bad. Plus we watched Piranha together.
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Killer, you're narrating your life in terms of the movie, "One Night at McCool's"...You're not using acrylic based paint for your face, are you?
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Meet a woman at a bar, she comes home and bangs you that night.
Hey...keep that bar low. ;)TiP54 likes this. -
I was wondering where she went...dont tell her where I am please.
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Can I be your best man? Or will we need to meet me at hooters so you can trust me enough?
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I'm who? Umm wrong :lol:
Anyway she is gone from my place.
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i finally found a picture of her. pics and it DID happen!
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Ahh you losers are just jealous 'cause I'm getting some action and your not. :lol:NaboCane likes this. -
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Gotta do the whole leave the house and drive around the block trick.
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Did Killer get the ban hammer for boasting about falling in love with a bar ****, and assuming she was his girlfriend, in a time span of 12 hours? Sounds reasonable.
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I have a feeling Brandon Marshall or Channing Crowder was behind the banning.
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