Well, as most of you know, I am pretty much the greatest guy in history (and about to hit a chestnut tree...), and with that, comes a terrific burden of knowing just about everything and anything about this thing we call life.
But what good is all of this knowledge, if I can't share it with my fellow fin fans who I am have never met and would probably hate if I met them in real life, right?
Right.
And thus, a thread was born. Squeezed through my sweaty loins and covered in internet afterbirth, the dawning of a new lounge feature. Perhaps one that can get sticky'd as well. (Griddles can you get on tha...oh, right, my bad)
ASK SAMPHIN ANYTHING!
Rules:
1. You are allowed to ask one question to me per post. Feel free to ask more than one question, but keep in mind, only ONE can be addressed to me. All others will be ignored.
2. Should you ignore rule number 1, I will unfortunately have to have my powerful admin friends (coughmuckceltkinfinfanincalimindwarpcough) ban you. That, or I will simply answer all of them. But that is totally at my discretion.
3. All questions must start off as follows: Dear Samphin
4. I will also except: Dear Sam, Yo Sammy, Dear AweSAM, or El duderino (if you are not into the whole brevity thing)
5. Any and all questions will be answered, provided that the rules above are followed and that TOS is not violated. If TOS is violated...see rule # 2
So with that said. ASK AWAY!
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This thread has LIMITLESS upside. It is the Jake Long of threads :knucks:Frumundah Finnatic and azfinfanmang like this. -
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Dear Sam,
Is it acceptable to go *** to mouth?unluckyluciano, Frumundah Finnatic, SICK and 1 other person like this. -
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Celtkin and FFIC: Celt and FFIC wont ban me! :hi5:
Mindwarp: As my sig says, I kicked the warp out of the Mind, Mindwarp is afraid of me.
Mindwarp ->:theman: :jt0323: <- MeFrumundah Finnatic likes this. -
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dear sam-iam: why were you naked spreading honey on your lower self......with that one dolphan with like 40 dolphin tattoo's in a bathrobe smoking a joint when I accidentally walked into your room in new york?
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Dear Sam Sammy...
Is this song indeed about you
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEX-G7g5Luw]YouTube - GWAR - Sammy (DDNP 1997)[/ame]late again and like2god like this. -
Dear Sammy,
Why is it that after I have repeatedly told you to stop peering into my bedroom window at night that you still do? :huh1: -
Dear Sammy,
did Kobe do it? -
Dear Mr. Phin,
If each member of the JTT was an STD which one would they be and why?GridIronKing34, Frumundah Finnatic and SICK like this. -
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Dear Samphin,
Am I turning Japanese? I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.
Ha Ha! That song is now in everyone's head!sking29, SICK and HardKoreXXX like this. -
sam,
its your pal Sick. Tough question.....have you ever done....-ANYTHING- you may regret now with the same sex? -
This thread is like the Dolphins secondary: lots of questions and no answers.
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yo sam,
is it just a coincidence that you live in the city with most homosexuals?Fin-Omenal likes this. -
Dear Samphin, is that new project you're working on going to be announced anytime soon, or is it way too early to leak any information?
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so once you get me, you're stuck with me till the end of your life.
once you get sickff, your life is over.Boik14, Frumundah Finnatic and SICK like this. -
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
Sort of how like Marge bakes Homer his own cake to destroy so that he leaves the real cake alone on The Simpsons. Homer is also fat.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oSoYXrAWdw&feature=related]YouTube - Jimmy Buffett YOU'RE An *******[/ame] -
Dear Sam
Do you still dress up in dresses with your friends and than Jello wrestle? -
Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
An example I site is, take a poop on the kitchen floor, but CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF! That way, you show her that you have some redeeming qualities, but aren't marriage material.
anlgp = the clap because everyone claps when he leaves
Griddles = gonorrhea because everything he discharges (or posts) is full of nasty
Sickfinfan I believe is technically classified as an STD already and
Gish = Herpes as Sick has mentioned. He keeps coming back at the most inopportune times,
But remember, it is better to regret things you HAVE done, than to reget things you HAVE NOT done.
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
Yes, but I changed my friends to girls. Now I totally win every time. :knucks:Boik14, GridIronKing34, SICK and 1 other person like this. -
Dear Sam,
Why do you suck? And why do you hate me so? -
Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
Please review the rules. I clearly state that only one question is to be asked. Prepare for banning...
I shall answer the second question. I don't hate you. You are my buddy. :hi5: If I ignored you, then you would know that I don't like you. Kind of like what his name. You know, the weird guy that posts here.
Anyhow, I assume you think I hate you due to the Iowa sig. My retort is that you only have yourself to blame. Sig Bets hardly ever work out for the better. It will build character in the long run and a lesson will hopefully be learned.SICK likes this. -
I know it's not an STD but can I be renamed "The Black Death"? -
boo this column sucks.
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sam,
do you want me to ban Enforcer for 24 hours for breaking the rules?GridIronKing34, azfinfanmang, SICK and 1 other person like this. -
Dear AweSAM, is it morally wrong to kill a person because he is a Jets fan? -
Dear Sam,
is Rocky Raccoon the most underrated poster on thephins.com? -
Dear S.P. (Esq.):
Which is grosser? Eating human flesh or eating human waste? -
Dear Sammie,
Did you even watch the GWAR clip I posted.
I will sit back and watch for your reply now, and thanks :up: -
Dear Samson,
We all know racial stereotypes are hilarious. Why is it there are no cool stereotypes about white people? I think we got the short end of the stick on this one...SICK, Frumundah Finnatic and opfinistic like this. -
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Fort Wayne News -
EDIT: Ok so the site isnt that bad... dammit
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