So it’s Friday and yeah I was a dick!

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DorfdadDorfdadforum_veteranOP
Feb 15, 2019, 09:19 AM

So I live in PA walked into a Wawa which is like a super seven eleven up here!

Waiting in line I see this guy walk up behind me in a god awful ugly Green JETS sweater. I said to him how you like your new coach?

He took a second and said I’m not sure yet but I think he’s a super smart coach and will do great in New York.

I looked at him and laughed told him I was a dolphins fan and that I’m so happy he’s in New York now and they couldn’t have picked a better coach for that fan base.

He looked surprised and said why is that, I said because he’s arrogant, thinks he’s smarter than everyone else that he also helped Miami with at least 2 Guaranteed wins each year he coaches.

I than walked away and said chanted J-E-S-T

I was a dick and it felt good today!!

PhinsUP!

FameFameforum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 09:38 AM

M1NDCRlMEM1NDCRlMEforum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 11:22 AM

"Dorfdad wrote:

So I live in PA walked into a Wawa which is like a super seven eleven up here!

Waiting in line I see this guy walk up behind me in a god awful ugly Green JETS sweater. I said to him how you like your new coach?

He took a second and said I’m not sure yet but I think he’s a super smart coach and will do great in New York.

I looked at him and laughed told him I was a dolphins fan and that I’m so happy he’s in New York now and they couldn’t have picked a better coach for that fan base.

He looked surprised and said why is that, I said because he’s arrogant, thinks he’s smarter than everyone else that he also helped Miami with at least 2 Guaranteed wins each year he coaches.

I than walked away and said chanted J-E-S-T

I was a dick and it felt good today!!

PhinsUP!

Thats awesome. BTW we have Wawa down here in Florida now (at least in the Orlando area) and their subs are not too bad.

SICK;944668 wrote:

that and.....the city of jacksonville sucks.

SceetoSceetoforum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 11:36 AM

What's even funnier is that the kid was 4 years old.

KeyFinKeyFinforum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 11:43 AM

We're 5-1 against the Jets under Gase....it's naive to expect those to be easy wins because he now coaches there. If I had to guess today, I'd say we go 0-2 against NY next season.

Winning football games at any level comes down to winning in the trenches.

muskrat21muskrat21forum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 11:58 AM

btw we have wawa in South florida, so majority of ppl know what it is.

DorfdadDorfdadforum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 01:26 PM

"KeyFin wrote:

We're 5-1 against the Jets under Gase....it's naive to expect those to be easy wins because he now coaches there. If I had to guess today, I'd say we go 0-2 against NY next season.

Dont you dare talk up Gase now! He’s not a Dolphin and he’s a pile of shit now!! We’re fans no reality is allowed!!!

KeyFinKeyFinforum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 02:07 PM

"Dorfdad wrote:

Dont you dare talk up Gase now! He’s not a Dolphin and he’s a pile of **** now!! We’re fans no reality is allowed!!!

LOL, not talking up anyone....just quoted a stat that's important to remember. He got the most of out Tannehill and he'll likely get the most out of Darnold as well. I think he'll come for blood in our match-ups and I'm hoping it re-ignites the rivalry for years to come.

The last few years have been boring since we knew the Jets would get slaughtered. Really hoping he elevates them and it's a battle like in years past. I mean, do we even think of the Jets as rivals anymore since they've sucked for so long? I personally love the competition of big games and hoping we return to that.

Winning football games at any level comes down to winning in the trenches.

Tin IndianTin Indianforum_veteran
Feb 15, 2019, 02:23 PM

"M1NDCRlME wrote:

Thats awesome. BTW we have Wawa down here in Florida now (at least in the Orlando area) and their subs are not too bad.

At least 5 of them here in the Melbourne/Palm Bay area too. Yeah the subs aren't bad, I go to one by my work every now and again for lunch when i'm pressed for time.

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys.

Unlucky 13Unlucky 13subscriber
Feb 15, 2019, 03:47 PM

I live in the beautiful zone where we have both Wawa and Sheetz. These days, they're the best two places to buy a sandwhich!

Tin IndianTin Indianforum_veteran
Feb 16, 2019, 11:27 AM

"Unlucky 13 wrote:

I live in the beautiful zone where we have both Wawa and Sheetz. These days, they're the best two places to buy a sandwhich!

I don't know Sheetz!

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys.

Unlucky 13Unlucky 13subscriber
Feb 16, 2019, 12:28 PM

"Tin Indian wrote:

I don't know Sheetz!

Similar to Wawa, but generally larger locations. They're all over the place in PA, OH, WV, MD and VA. They used to be a gas station that also happened to make food, and now they've evolved into basically a fast food restaurant that happens to have gas. Everything on the menu is available 24/7, and is almost entirely unhealthy. :lol:

DorfdadDorfdadforum_veteran
Feb 16, 2019, 12:45 PM

"Unlucky 13 wrote:

Similar to Wawa, but generally larger locations. They're all over the place in PA, OH, WV, MD and VA. They used to be a gas station that also happened to make food, and now they've evolved into basically a fast food restaurant that happens to have gas. Everything on the menu is available 24/7, and is almost entirely unhealthy. :lol:

Yeah I live at wawa they just need to selll electronics and Id be set! Sheets is like a ghetto wawa near me

firedanfiredanforum_veteran
Feb 18, 2019, 08:28 AM

Gase will have similar results in NY that he had here.He will get canned there in three years too.

Surfs Up 99Surfs Up 99forum_veteran
Feb 18, 2019, 04:17 PM

"KeyFin wrote:

LOL, not talking up anyone....just quoted a stat that's important to remember. He got the most of out Tannehill and he'll likely get the most out of Darnold as well. I think he'll come for blood in our match-ups and I'm hoping it re-ignites the rivalry for years to come.

The last few years have been boring since we knew the Jets would get slaughtered. Really hoping he elevates them and it's a battle like in years past. I mean, do we even think of the Jets as rivals anymore since they've sucked for so long? I personally love the competition of big games and hoping we return to that.

Remember more than a few years ago that big come back we had in NY? I was at a sports bar with my daughters, no less, and there was a big table with about 5 Jets fans. For 3 quarters, when they made a good play, all we heard was J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets as loud as they could sing it. If I remember correctly, we started our come back late in the 3rd quarter, and then won it late in the 4th. As you probably have guessed, the Jets fans didn't want to wait around and were making their way to the exit when it was clear the Dolphins were gonna win it. We didn't notice because we were all watching the TV and enjoying the moment. One of the guys at the bar saw them slinking their way out and yelled at the top of his voice so everyone could hear, J-E-T-S, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK! The whole place ignited with laugher. Of course, the Jets fans gave us the finger, and that made us laugh even more. Miss those days. Lot's of fun! :D

Leadership isn't getting people to line up behind you; it is getting them to join you.

Sometimes the journey is as important as the destination.

The little things matter. Winning starts by not beating ourselves.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

Team Tua.

Miami Dolphins Homer!

DorfdadDorfdadforum_veteran
Feb 18, 2019, 06:45 PM

Whenever you can piss off a Jets fan DO IT!!!!

I hate the PATS and Bills, but something about the JETS makes me hate them even more, and now with goofy eyed gase in control I hope we dominate them even more.

Unlucky 13Unlucky 13subscriber
Feb 18, 2019, 07:30 PM

Since the middle of 2008, The Fins are 13-8 vs the Jets. Prior to that, we were on a 4-17 skid against them dating back to 1998. Its actually been a lot better lately, even though we keep churning through coaches.

HooliganHooligansubscriber
Feb 19, 2019, 03:54 PM

Being a dick to a jest fan is a virtue on to itself. Hold your head high Brother.

Puka-headPuka-headsubscriber
Feb 19, 2019, 11:22 PM

This thread needs to be stickied. Just sayin...

My hatred of everything jester goes back to 1972. Dolphins undefeated thru the regular season. My flag football team 6 yrs old, so happy to be on the Dolphins. Played Center and DL. Yes I was a fat kid. Championship game vs jesters (all the teams were NFL team names, and yes they all lost to the Dolphins that season). I won't go to far into the glory days of my football career but...

We were beating the crap out of those little bus turds, I got a loose ball on Defense and ran OB on their sideline, the down marker guys tripped me with the wire, then one of those little beach cheerleaders threw a handful of confetti in my face, like glitter paper stuff in my mouth and eyes and I couldn't see I was choking and they were laughing.

Rest of my team saw that and the whoopin started for reals after that. They quit before the game ended. That was the beginning of my lifelong love of football.

My 2nd favorite team, Pee Wee, Varsity, Flag Football or NFL is WHOEVER IS PLAYING THE jest. And always will be.

I hope Flores walks across the field and beach slaps gase after the first game, start some ish!

DorfdadDorfdadforum_veteran
Feb 20, 2019, 12:42 AM

"Puka-head wrote:

This thread needs to be stickied. Just sayin...

My hatred of everything jester goes back to 1972. Dolphins undefeated thru the regular season. My flag football team 6 yrs old, so happy to be on the Dolphins. Played Center and DL. Yes I was a fat kid. Championship game vs jesters (all the teams were NFL team names, and yes they all lost to the Dolphins that season). I won't go to far into the glory days of my football career but...

We were beating the crap out of those little bus turds, I got a loose ball on Defense and ran OB on their sideline, the down marker guys tripped me with the wire, then one of those little beach cheerleaders threw a handful of confetti in my face, like glitter paper stuff in my mouth and eyes and I couldn't see I was choking and they were laughing.

Rest of my team saw that and the whoopin started for reals after that. They quit before the game ended. That was the beginning of my lifelong love of football.

My 2nd favorite team, Pee Wee, Varsity, Flag Football or NFL is WHOEVER IS PLAYING THE jest. And always will be.

I hope Flores walks across the field and beach slaps gase after the first game, start some ish!

Lol I don’t think he has that mentality. I swear to all mighty look at Gase I’m convinced he was smoking crack with the OLINE coaches and messed up his eyes

mbsinmiscmbsinmiscforum_veteran
Mar 11, 2019, 05:52 PM

"Dorfdad wrote:

So I live in PA walked into a Wawa which is like a super seven eleven up here!

Waiting in line I see this guy walk up behind me in a god awful ugly Green JETS sweater. I said to him how you like your new coach?

He took a second and said I’m not sure yet but I think he’s a super smart coach and will do great in New York.

I looked at him and laughed told him I was a dolphins fan and that I’m so happy he’s in New York now and they couldn’t have picked a better coach for that fan base.

He looked surprised and said why is that, I said because he’s arrogant, thinks he’s smarter than everyone else that he also helped Miami with at least 2 Guaranteed wins each year he coaches.

I than walked away and said chanted J-E-S-T

I was a dick and it felt good today!!

PhinsUP!

I don't think it's only on Fridays.:smile:

Who's next ?

mbsinmiscmbsinmiscforum_veteran
Mar 11, 2019, 05:54 PM

"Tin Indian wrote:

I don't know Sheetz!

True story. I got the sheetz from a Sheetz sub one time. Never again.

Who's next ?

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