A post by DJphinfan in another thread got me started on this, so I thought I'd make it into its own thread.
So here it is- nicknames that TP posters gave their willies. :shifty:
Fin D calls his Domino...... cause it goes down easily
PSG's is Trophy..... cause it collects a lotta dust
Unlucky named his Drawbridge.... cause it only goes up for the biggins
MrClean's is Mr Marshmallow.... cause it's a treat for hot cocoa
Shouright calls it NASCAR#10..... cause its performance is held back by its driver....... (Google it if you don't get it)
Panda named it Oxford....... cause he lets both genders wear it
Section calls his Taxi..... cause it only gets a ride when it's paid for
CK just changed his to Hurry Up While She's Asleep...... self explanatory
LBsFinest calls it Cochran.... cause it got a black man off
RevRick's is named Secret..... cause it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman
Lmeister calls his PETA.... cause no one takes it seriously
Boik named his Nepotist.... cause it prefers to stay in the family... or yours
Finyak calls his Crown Vic.... cause it stops you if you go too fast
OhioFanatic's is called Thimble..... cause it only works when you insert a finger
Frumundah nicknamed his Belichick.... cause it still has its hoodie on....... (religious reference)
McLovin's is named Michael...... cause all he can do is beat it
GIK calls his Titanic..... cause chicks cry when it's over... and a few men too
Muck named his ThePhins..... cause it kicks you out when you talk dirty
Slick nicknamed his Normandy..... cause it's met with a lotta resistance
......feel free to keep it going ya bums
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MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member
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Phinsational names his "a thread started by phinsational on thephins" cause everyone laughs when they see it.
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If there was anyone to start a dick thread, it would definitely be Todd......errr Phinsational.
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MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member
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Phinsational actually calls his milk carton since its gone missing for years and will probably never be found again.
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phinsational calls his bigfoot.......because the only people who have seen it are weird guys who hang out in the woods.
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They made a movie about mine:
Anaconda.
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